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Frodo: Gandalf, where do orcs come from?
Gandalf: Well, according to legend, they once were elves.
Frodo: Oh, no! What happened?
Gandalf: Their mothers kept telling them: 'If you keep making that face, it'll freeze that way.' But did they listen? Nooooo.
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