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Mon, Jan 08, 2007

Dragon Naturally Speaking Preferred

goes public and to slide the toads did Geyer and Kimball in the way.
All newsy with a bar girl's animal brands out cricket.

Do where the Jabberwock my son is jaws despite the clause that couch.
Beware the Job Job her and shine the roominess addressed each

she took his affordable sword, in fact, long time to make some flow he sought.
Then rested he by a tom-tom tree and stood a lot to thought.

And as in the office thought he stood. The Jabberwock eyes of flame
came thing to the toes you would and purple can

1212 went through and through the role-played went snicker snack.
He left dead, and with its head. He went galumphing back.

And how spouse leaned the Jabberwock come to my arms my beamish boy.
Strategist Bay Curlew Calais he chortled in his July.

I was up early in the slide the toes did Geyer and Kimball in the way.
All means the with the Barbaro's and the Bomer adds out Cray

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Sun, Nov 27, 2005

Stabilize your age...or else

The American Airlines in-flight magazine has a warning about Deep Vein Thrombosis. Among the risk factors for DVT, it lists "increasing age."

My age increases at a rate of one hour per hour. I understand that's about average. I suppose that since people in my situation have a 100% mortality rate, I shouldn't be too surprised that it's considered a hazard.

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Tue, Oct 11, 2005


Revenge is a dish best served cold. This is only one of the many ways the alert observer can tell it apart from french fries.

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Tue, Sep 27, 2005

Those wacky electrical engineers

I think I just got a pun that's deeply embedded in circuit notation. The symbol for electrical resistance is Ω and the units used are Ohms, after ninteenth century German physicist Georg Ohm. I don't know how symbols are usually assigned to units in physics, but I strongly suspect that this one was chosen because it's an Ohm-ega. Does anyone know otherwise?

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Mon, Aug 01, 2005

Rochambeaux Dragon

I dreamed that I had an irresistably funny idea for a short movie. It would be a mock trailer for a kung-fu movie where all the combat would be rock-paper-scissors instead of the characters actually hitting each other. I visualized the climactic fight scene in some detail, with the hero acrobatically leaping and twirling about, presenting handsign after handsign to masses of identically-clad opponents, who would then collapse, defeated. When he's disposed of the cannon-fodder opponents, there'd be a protracted battle with the boss badguy, with a whole lot of wirework and grimacing, producing simultaneous identical handsigns again and again before good finally manages to triumph over evil, and rock over scissors.

The second chapter of the dream consisted of a fictional asian friend trying to impress on me the importance of having an asian actor potray the protaganist.

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