I bet Utah could use more rain...
After a sodden Boston Pride Parade, Chris Gabrielli was out pressing the extremely damp flesh at the festival on Boston Commons.
"Is there anything in your platform about all this damn rain?" I asked him.
"Well, obviously it's all Mitt Romney's fault," he answered immediately. "Get rid of him and the weather will improve."
It's no 'long enough to reach the ground,' but as politician snappy comebacks go, I thought it was pretty good.