You know you're living in the twenty-first century when someone says...
"Hang on a sec--I have to reboot my phone."
"How are you going to be accessing your television, sir?"*
"You gonna vote for George Bush or that wimp from New England?"
"Oh, and hold the bun on that bacon cheeseburger--I'm on a diet."
*Actual quote from a Verizon rep trying to sell me DirecTV today.
comment by Steph:
My sister's cat just went on the Catkins diet. All wet food, no dry. I shit you not.