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What's sexier: female welders or female glassblowers?
What about female fire spinners, I hear you cry. That's less sexy because firespinning is explicitly performative. Un-self-concious sexiness is sexier than deliberate sexiness.
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comment by Some Random Person:
Glassblowers. Duh! I mean welders have to wear masks and gloves and asbestos jackets and stuff, so you can't see any curves n stuff. Assblowing, on the other hand, can be done nude.
comment by Jen Evonne (no more Frisbee):
Um, chicks who can do both. Why stop at one skill?
comment by Sebbo:
Touché!
I guess I was referring more to activity than ability. I was watching a woman blow glass yesterday, and it was hot. Er...in more than one sense. Merely being told that she was a glassblower would not have had the same effect somehow.
comment by Sebbo:
Assblowing??
comment by Steph:
I guess the question is, can assblowing be done clothed??
comment by debbo:
Just to be totally obnoxious: a grammatical error in a sebbo entry!?! "What's sexier" he asks, not "Who's sexier". Are female glassblowers undeserving of the title "who" - not quite members of humanity?
But then a flashback. A large yellow room with orange trim and a Sesame Street poster to boot; late on one of those lounge nights. And my friend A. uses the word "female" as a noun in a sentence. Seb, overhearing, says that he thought A. must have been talking about antelope or sea otters - who uses "female" to refer to "women"?
All is now clear.
BTW - welders get to wear those big face masks. That totally rules.
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