things I learned from "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe"
- Some races are just bad and evil. God hates them, and so should you.
- God loves basically good people who do bad things, but hates basically bad people.
- If a hairy, bare-chested flirtatious little man invites you back to his place for tea, he probanbly means to kidnap you. Accept--it'll be fun.
- Never trust a white chick with dreads.
- A pack of wolves can't manage to track four children through fresh snow.