Flashulence
Definition: A cloud of airy and malodorous jingles, animated logos, and interactive menus, usually designed to conceal the fact that a company doesn't actually have anything that it wants you to know about its business.

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Definition: A cloud of airy and malodorous jingles, animated logos, and interactive menus, usually designed to conceal the fact that a company doesn't actually have anything that it wants you to know about its business.
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